EVERYONE who reblogs this will be insulted in Shakespearean fashion.
I am so looking forward to this …
I GOT MINE BEING INSULTED HAS MADE MY NIGHT
SHES NOT JOKING
Everyone who reblogs this
EVERY SINGLE ONE
Will get a shitty 1 sentence fanfic in their inbox determined by your recent reblogs
So if you reblogged Kevin Tran and a dalek recently
YOU GET KEVIN/DALEK ROMCOM FANFIC
If you just posted some Sherlock and Hannibal
THEY HAVE A DANCE OFF MOTHAFUCKAS
Shitty fanfics, at your door, no questions asked.
When I say shitty fanfics
I mean shitty fanfics motherfuckers
Yes mom, he´s around 50, and fictional, but he´s hot.
Yes mom, he’s like 10 years younger than me, and a jerk, but…
Yes, mom, he’s over a foot taller than me, has hands bigger than my torso, and owns a bed for his gun, but…
Yes mom, he’s twice my age and looks like a fetish model or a dapper bank robber, but…
Yes mum, he lives in a van and throws his own piss, but …
Yes mom, he at least doubles my age and is a bit crazy, but…